The VMA’s are this Sunday and you know what that means, shit is gonna go down, and for the longest time the rumor was Britney fat ass was going to open the show. Her manager has denied it, but now who knows we seen shit stick the ceiling before, because MSN has gotten footage of her rehearsing what sounds like a new song. Holy ballsack! And I am stealing that shit.
It seems Radar Staffer was in Vegas hitting up some strippers when he came around Michael Phelps grabbing some booty snatch from one of them. Look below for more details:
Radar Staff Writer Neel Shah spent the evening in Las Vegas (more on that later), and was kind enough to send along these fine photos of Olympic hero Michael Phelps “massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club” in that city’s Palms Casino. Neel notes that the Olympian was accompanied by an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing.
I dunno about you but will his tall fish ass, he should be getting as much ass as possible. Can I say the word ass one more time. Because his face is so fucking ugly I dunno how a girl with a ten foot pole can touch him. There is always the bag over the head theory.
Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread for Playboy. She doesn’t want to do the whole nude thing again because, clearly, she doesn’t wanna seem like a slut even though the bitch is one. Someone had to say it. Page Six reports no fucking going on:
“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”
I guess Lindsay is content with her bullshit Marilyn Monroe shoot and doesn’t want to look, I dunno, awesome and airbrushed. I think she look good in her sextape. One can hope, I can dream can I.
With Olivia and Kevin being in Japan, and not on our TV’s every night. But don’t worry, we’ve got an extra special dose of Olivia Munn bikini pictures to get you through to your next fix. Olivia was kind enough to post these pictures from her day off at the Hello Kitty Water Park on her blog, and now we’re sharing them with you…bitches..
These bikini pictures of model Caroline D’Amore from a few days ago are amazing. Of course, one has to ask themselves: Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore? After some deep soul-searching I realized she’s a chick in a bikini. That’s pretty much it. Nothing glam about it. This bitch is hot!
