Britney Spears Might Have A Nude Tape Coming Out Soon

Dickism posted some junk on Tuesday March 13 2007

Turns out there is now a revealing photo of Britney Spears’ ass, as well as a security video of Britney stripping down, and partying with those dancers. According to the Tabs, the photo is being auctioned for around $150,000.

The asking price for the shots which show Britney playing dress-up with two dancers at New York’s nightclub One Feb. 12 currently going rate at $150,000. But even more damaging is video footage that may follow Britney’s dancer buddies. “The manager said there was a tape of them. There’s a camera above the office back there that can see that whole room. If that thing goes on the Internet, there’s going to be big trouble. It might be what they need to take [Spears'] kids away from her.”

I tried to steer clear of writing about Brit cause the bitch is all fucked up and needs to be left alone! But this might leak out so I have to write something. All I gotta say is she was really HOT when she was younger, and now its just sad. I would make a comment dissing her, but it would be meaningless.

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Jenna Jameson Reveals How To Hook Up With Her

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Jenna Jameson did an interview for FHM and the pictures are amazing! I mean how can they not be. After reading what she had to say in the article, it makes you think you can walk up to her and have a conversation like a normal person. As long as it doesn’t pertain to her sex videos. So thats how you get into Jenna’s pants! The secret is solved.

Don’t say your a fan, and don’t say you love her videos. Just make her laugh and in an hour you’ll be having anal sex with her! At least no one has fucked her in that hole yet.

What would people be surprised to learn about you?
I’m one of those girlfriends who’s a complete pushover. If you were my boyfriend I’d rub your feet, cook you meals, get you coffee. I’m very thoughtful and cuddly but if you mess with me, I’ll pack my shit and be out in two seconds.

So how would an regular guy have a chance?
Wow. Well, I don’t really get a lot of guys hitting on me in bars. I think if someone came over and talked to me like a normal person then they’ve got a chance, rather than going, “Oh, I’m such a fan! I’ve jacked off to you, like, 30 times. And that was just last week!” Man, that creeps me out.

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Lily Allen Had Sex With All Of Her Ex’s Friends

Dickism posted some junk on Tuesday March 13 2007



Lily Allen doesn’t just write bitchy songs about her ex she’s had sex with all his friends too.

The singer based her hit “Smile” on DJ Lester Lloyd who later did a kiss-and-tell in a Sunday paper. She says: “He was my first love which felt sacred. I wouldn’t have been as upset if it was one of the others. I didn’t love reading about it in the papers my grandparents didn’t either.”

Asked how she got revenge, she says: “I slept with all his friends, actually.”

Lily, is now dating record label exec Seb Chew. I wonder if he knows hes going out with a hoe bag? I was in Starbucks today and I ordered my usual, and I look over and see Lily Allen CD being sold in Starbucks. Go figure. Looks like another whore trying to make one hit wonders while fucking the world, literally. I wonder what her grandparents have to say about her being a slut?

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Antonella Barba Thinks She Is Better Then Playboy

Dickism posted some junk on Monday March 12 2007



Antonella Barba says that she has no regrets about American Idol. She says that she plans on staying in LA to “strike while the iron is hot” and that doesn’t include Playboy. When asked if she would be taking up an offer to pose for Playboy, Antonella responded, “I definitely wouldn’t do that. I don’t want to be known for that.”

Antonella admitted, “Well, they had already known about it because I had told them about pictures that had been taken that could come out and like there was no getting in trouble with ‘Idol’ itself because they knew about it the whole time. They were working to protect me against it.”

Antonella is dumb! She has pictures released of her that shes a skank and poses sexually. And now she DOESN’T want to do Playboy? Her reputation is already ruined. She failed at American Idol and the public knows shes a slut. She was the number search on Google for two weeks straight. So that means everyone saw the pictures, even your scary uncle that smiles at you funny.

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Keira Knightley Forced To Have A Threesome In A Porn Comic

Dickism posted some junk on Monday March 12 2007



A hardcore porn comic has caused outrage by depicting Keira Knightley having sex with Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.

The US publication, produced by a firm called Sinful Comics, boasts readers will see Keira as “she gets fucked” by her Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars. Film-makers Disney are reported to be considering taking legal action.

Want to really piss off Disney and the Mickey Mouse Crew. Just make a Keira Knightley porn comic based on Pirates of the Caribbean. That’s just what Sinful Comics has done, and their hardcore porn comic, depicting Keira Knightley having sex with Johnny Depp Orlando Bloom, and the Davey Jones squid character, has made Disney very, very, VERY angry. I think what would be hotter is if people dressing up like the characters and making a porno in the outfits and makeup on. Then that would be newsworthy.

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