Abbey Clancy seems to come out of nowhere and fuck you in the eyes continuously with her photo shoots. Thanks to the October issue of FHM magazine, and it’s a teenagers dream. To run home and experience the first unzip ever without creating a zipperburn. Watch the video of her rolling around in a bikini after the jump. (more…)
Daniel Radcliffe tells the October issue of Details magazine that he lost his virginity at age 16 to an older woman who worked on the set of “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” like your fucking surprise. Gaycliffe doesn’t name any names but Us weekly says the woman may be Amy Byrne, an assistant hairdresser who was 23 or some shit when they worked together then. The video above is a shocking recreation of what that experience may have been like. Someone get a pencil out and take notes…
Although Kim Kardashian performed with the Pussycat Dolls last month, for some reason the video is just now coming out. Oh, baby. I didn’t know what I was missing. Namely, Kim Kardashian and her dented thighs dancing like they just drank some Bengay. I’m not sure if I should be turned on or take a nap.
Lily Allen was the co-host of the GQ Man of the Year awards in London last night, and there’s no need to ask if she was awesome, because of course she was. London says…
Young pop singer Lily Allen received a very public dressing down from industry veteran Sir Elton John last night as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards.
In front of an audience comprising the crème of the entertainment world, the 23-year-old chart-topper sipped champagne on stage until she began slurring and swearing.
When Allen told the audience at London’s Royal Opera House “now we reach a very special point in the evening”, Sir Elton replied: “What, you are going to have another drink?”
Allen, dressed demurely in a full-length ball gown, responded: “Fuck off Elton, I’m 40 years younger than you, I have my whole life ahead of me.”
The 61-year-old superstar, watched by audience members, then told her: “I could still snort you under the table.”
Okay so it definitely seems like Elton got the best of that ordeal because hes the man, but keep in mind that Lily was drunk, and thinking up clever comebacks is hard like that especially when you flash your nipples everyday. She’s an amazing lady.
Last year, the Lingerie Bowl went limp and got canceled at the last minute like wtf. Now some clearly genius money men are involved maybe Leo Dicaprio, and it’s back. They’ve got a whole fucking league (the LFL) with team names like the San Diego Seduction, Chicago Bliss, and the Dallas Desire. We’re told they’ve already booked the Staples Center for the L.A. squad. And yes, there will be cheerleaders. Basically the greatest idea ever! Whoever thought of this shit and backed it is the man. Maybe its Tim Berger.
