Monday July 14 2008
After dating for the past 5 years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Vanity Fair was the first to break the news of Jimmy losing the best sex he will ever have:
Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up. Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.” With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.
I think this is a good move for Sarah Silverman..Because Jimmy is just not that guy she deserves..And clearly Jimmy is crying right now because that is the best sex he will ever have. Not to mention probably the hottest looking girl he will ever fuck..So sad for him..Great for ME!
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Monday July 14 2008
On Saturday, the
BIG NEWS was that some guy claimed to have
hacked into the email of Miley Cyrus, and as proof he posted these candid pictures that some might consider racy and shit. The hacker guy also claims to have read an email in which Miley detailed her sexual exploits with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Bothers. Blah blah blah blah…I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty certain you’re not allowed to buy and sell stolen naked pictures of 15 year olds, but I would totally put them up here!
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Monday July 14 2008
Kate Moss topless is like seeing Sienna Miller topless…There is absolutely no surprises here. I mean if you go to England you should expect to see these pair topless somewhere..Its not even a complete vacation if you don’t see a pair of boobies…Well thats what I think..More of her toplessness,
here,
here, and
here.
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Thursday July 10 2008
Here is Lauren Conrad showing off her breasts package in a white dress..Since the sex tape rumors have died down with Heidi Montag, on to bigger and better things. So again in case you guys missed it, my breasts by Lauren Conrad..All you have to do is show a little bit of cleavage and thats it the paps are all over you like hot shit…I been saying shit alot lately…I’ll say it again..SHIT…
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Tuesday July 8 2008
It seems like every time Ashlee Simpson goes out and shows off her new big pregnant breasts, Jessica Simpson brings out her guns too and outdoes her. Is this some sort of sibling rivalry? Because it’s not much of competition. Jessica will win each and every time hands down…Shitt..
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Monday July 7 2008
This is for you lesbian fans out there here is Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi showing a little love action on some yacht while vacationing. Not only do we get to see some hot steamy lesbo action, we also get Portia topless. I am just sick of seeing Ellen is those god dam Amex ads..Can they find someone else..I am sick of this lesbo already. I seen her too many times.
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Monday July 7 2008
Marisa Miller is the shit right now. Girl is in demand like condoms in a sexshop. Here she is in the latest GQ magazine posing topless and bottomless. So basically if you add them together girl is practically nude, and not to mention damn fucking hot.
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Monday July 7 2008
Cashing in while the iron’s hot, Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple’s sex life. This chick should do Vegas:
On sex in general with a midget:
“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”
On their first time and the Mini-Me’s magical rebound skills:
“I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”
On why midget’s prefer sex on dry land:
“I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub,” she said. “Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him.”
You gotta admit midget sex is the best sex on this earth and if you dont think so, you better ask somebody..But then again even little guys need some love too. Maybe a fat person and a midget can have sex together, and that will be the most akward porn tape ever..
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