Friday March 16 2007
Glamour girl
Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today. Jordan, real name
Katie Price, was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.
Now what the hell is this shit. This is like the Martha Stewart award for the UK. I mean all Jordan does is have a
big rack. She cant do anything else. Shes got a
nice ass too, but come on Mother of the Year award. What she should get is a MILF of the year award. That be more like it.
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Friday March 16 2007
Lily Allen has disappointed scores of gay women fans by quashing reports she is a lesbian and has called the allegation a “weird rumor.”
The Smile star, who is currently dating Dj Seb Chew, is confused by the rumors surrounding her sexuality, and insists she is straight.
She says,
“The weirdest rumor I ever heard about myself was that I’m a lesbian.”
Lily is crazy! And fun, she loves sex and watches porno like we said
before. But now people are saying shes a lesbian, that would be sweet. I think bisexual would be better. But shes a freak, I wanna be alone with her in the bathroom for five minutes with her bike.
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Friday March 16 2007
Lindsay Lohan’s father,
Michael Lohan wants her and
Paris Hilton to star in a new reality show. Lindsay’s father Michael, who was due to be released from prison yesterday, wants to be stranded on a desert island with Lindsay, Paris, Jessica Simpson and their fathers.
Producer Brett Hudson said:
“Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We’ll be going along when he does that.”
“We’ll be with him when he tries to ’save’ some of his old Hollywood pals.” Michael’s other ideas include offering Sunset Boulevard prostitutes money to talk through their problems.
Brett said:
“He has other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill not for sex, but for her time so he can talk to her and try to save her. He wants to make things right with the world. And especially with his family.”
Seems like the dad wants some of Lindsay’s limelight. Too bad hes not a girl and is HOT. Then maybe. But I got to give it to him to have all these girls stranded on an island. Good thinking genius. So yours gonna have two known sluts, and the so called virgin mary on an island. Thats gonna go real well. Be better just limited it down to Lindsay and Paris. That would be a good sex tape, or should I say a sex fest weekend.
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Thursday March 15 2007
I was looking online and I saw
Minka Kelly, I love the little bit of skin and the tight jeans, god I love her, tv’s hottest cheerleader on
Friday Night Lights. She is bound to get naked sometime. Her dad was in Aerosmith for a bit, and her mom was a las vegas showgirl. So shes got slut written all over her. Definitely thank her mom for her good looks.
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