Miley Cyrus almost pulled off what the other Hollywood hoes have been doing these days. Showing off their pussys. However Miley, who is 16, decided to wear underwear. I’ll give it two more years and after that she’ll be showing us the goods every time she steps out of the car. And by that time it won’t be illegal to look. A win, win if you ask me!
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Dickism.com is now back online after almost a week of bullshit. We will be back in full force to bring you the best celeb fuck ups, tit slips, and beaver shots that you all enjoy.
Now on to some news that you already have probably heard about. Kim Kardashian fell asleep on a beach in Mexico and burnt the living shit out of her face. How much of a dumbass can you be to pass out in the blistering sun for hours at a time. The fat whore must of been drunk. I’m really happy no one walked over to her and woke her up. She deverves skin cancer..rich bitch.
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Remember when Rihanna and Chris Brown took a ride down memory lane, and he beat the shit out of her while driving. Well guess what, she wants to forget about it all and act like nothing happened. Anyway,
People.com says:
“She’s out and about now,” the source tells People. “She’s not hiding at this point. She’s trying to get her life back in order.” Adds the source, “She’s trying to figure it all out. It’s going to be hard.” (She had dinner at) the Spotted Pig on Friday night. Accompanied by Brandy, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Rihanna “looked happy,” according to a source.
All I have to say is whos ready for round TWO!
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Here’s Brooke Hogan performing at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami Sunday. I had no idea she was still pursuing her music career let alone landing any work at all. But turns out she is. The Hulkster was in the crowd cheering his daughter. Creepy. I know. Brooke and Khole should get together. They are both huge!
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Apparently she was out partying at Jack Nicholson’s house until 4:30 AM last night. I like it, she looks drunk as fuck. Boozing until all hours of the morning, getting hammered and enjoying herself, hopefully she went back to penis.
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Here’s Rihanna stepping out in New York City last night without Chris Brown adding to rumors that the two aren’t exactly reconciled. She was going to Da Silvano restaurant. While it’s kind of big deal seeing Rihanna in public since the Feb. 8 attack. I don’t think she should be with that douchebag again, but look shes wearing fur, where is PETA to throw the red paint!
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