Apparently Rihanna’s night got worse after Chris Brown beat the shit out of her. The cops took her bling and now after more then a month of trying to get it back she can’t. Looks like some crooked cops pocketed the jewels. Hey, I would of done the same thing.
I think it’s bullshit that she lost because that homo Perez had to ask her what she thought about gays. I think Carrie Prejean, AKA Miss California 2009, is a fine piece of ass. I looked hard for some real sexy pictures of her but I couldn’t come up with much. Hopefully she’ll become money hungry and sell some nudes. When she does you guys will know where to look.
I don’t about you guys but I think Jessica Biel is fucking sexy. Look at that fat ass! Hopefully she will come out with a sex tape or something so we all can see some more of this hoe.
Miley Cyrus almost pulled off what the other Hollywood hoes have been doing these days. Showing off their pussys. However Miley, who is 16, decided to wear underwear. I’ll give it two more years and after that she’ll be showing us the goods every time she steps out of the car. And by that time it won’t be illegal to look. A win, win if you ask me!
Dickism.com is now back online after almost a week of bullshit. We will be back in full force to bring you the best celeb fuck ups, tit slips, and beaver shots that you all enjoy.
Now on to some news that you already have probably heard about. Kim Kardashian fell asleep on a beach in Mexico and burnt the living shit out of her face. How much of a dumbass can you be to pass out in the blistering sun for hours at a time. The fat whore must of been drunk. I’m really happy no one walked over to her and woke her up. She deverves skin cancer..rich bitch.
“She’s out and about now,” the source tells People. “She’s not hiding at this point. She’s trying to get her life back in order.” Adds the source, “She’s trying to figure it all out. It’s going to be hard.” (She had dinner at) the Spotted Pig on Friday night. Accompanied by Brandy, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Rihanna “looked happy,” according to a source.
All I have to say is whos ready for round TWO!
