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Ashlee Simpson is Married To The Emo Man


I know I know, this shit is getting old, try to hold back from throwing that midget you hate at the variety store, down the stairs, but as expected, Ashlee Simpson married Pete Wentz at her parents’ Encino home on Saturday. Us Magazine says:

Approximately 150 guests gathered beneath white tents erected on the Simpson property to witness the nondenominational ceremony which was officiated by Joe Simpson himself. Guests included Nicole Richie, who wore a long flowing purple dress, and Joel Madden. Inside the tents the decor was goth rocker: black rugs, white couches with red pillows, black chandeliers and lots of red roses. The four months pregnant bride wore a Monique Lhuillier dress and a diamond necklace with matching earrings by Neil Lane. Wentz wore a Dior Homme tuxedo. The four months pregnant bride wore a Monique Lhuillier dress and a diamond necklace with matching earrings. Wentz wore a Dior Homme tuxedo. At the request of the couple, all of the guests wore dark colors, such as blue, black or grey. Big sis and maid of honor Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo as her date amidst a week of breakup reports. On Friday, a source told Us that “Joe called Tony and asked him to show support for the wedding.”.

The shit above, I can care less. I hope he cries himself to sleep while Ashlee kicks him in the ball repeatedly, there as worthless as Ajax sitting on your kitchen counter. I am bored today and nothing good has came out. So onto Ashlee Simpson breasts. Because that is the only thing, that really important here in this article. So I give you her breasts! Tadaaa..


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Elisha Dushku Knows How To Pick Out Her Meat


Ok, so not what you thought it was gonna be. But still seeing Elisha Dushku picking out meat is pretty hilarious. Honey do you think we should get the small sausages or the big ones. Hmmm. One can only ponder. She’s from Watertown, Ma, any of you bastards in the Boston area. Look her shit up and start stalking immediately!


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Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures


Angelina Jolie was topless on Terrace in Maryland Villa at the Cannes Festival ordeal. This picture sucks ass, and it grainy as hell too. Not even a clear shot of her nipples. But I know some people out there wanna see this crap. So here ya go. Hopefully we’ll the clear edition when the paps stop wacking it to towards the camera as they take the picture. Oh!!


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Laura Vandervoort Bikini 'Into The Blue 2'


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Laura Vandervoort is filming “Into the Blue 2? in Hawaii which of course is a follow-up to the Jessica Alba bikini fest. Someone needs to call Jennifer Love Hewitt and tell her to take some advice from Laura, because clearly shes got whats going on. Now Laura is the only type of girl I make out with. I mean why settle for anything less then a 10. I know I don’t.


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Whitney Port Nipple Slip At The Ivy


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Whitney Port, the girl NO ONE knows from The Hills, was out having lunch at The Ivy the other day, and thanks to a loose dress, and perfect angle, one lucky pap caught these great Whitney Port nipple slip pictures. Now you can barely see anything in the thumbnail thats why I blurred it, but click on the images to give you a full view of her ant hills. So isn’t Heidi Montag next to go topless from The Hills..hmm.


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