Now the
New York Post confirms the story that the two got married over the weekend and this is probably the stupidest thing she ever could have done..shes worth billions and hes worth the penny you just picked up off the ground, AND there was no pre-nup:
Mariah Carey got secretly hitched to her 27-year-old boyfriend-of-one-month, shocking the chart-topping songbird’s family and friends, The Post has learned. Carey married little-screen actor Nick Cannon at the home Carey just bought in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a source close to the singer said. “They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks,” the friend said. “And she’s always had a crush on him.” But not everyone is so over the moon. “There was no pre-nup – there wasn’t time,” said another worried source.
So a rich older lady and a young hustler talking black man rush off to an island and get married with no pre-nup? Oh okay. After Nick kills her off with her Grammy awards the coast of Cancun, Mexico, a good name for his next movie would be, “I Think I Know Where Glitter Went Last Summer”. Yup in the ground!
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Avril Lavigne: I swear this is like the only I am ever went out so far. Usually Derrick has me chained to the bed. Can I give you a free hummer in the bathroom, maybe that might make you go straight! Gay Guy: Nah I seen you in action and your kind of depressing.
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Keeley Hazell Glamour Model Video
Well, it’s Keeley Hazell overload this week, she poses for Coca Cola, then for Nuts. I hope you guys don’t mind, because the girl has the best rack I ever seen. Here is a little video I found of Keeley talking about how being a glamour model is REALLY hard work, long hours and blah. Cry me a river! And then go make your breasts bigger for porn.
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Angelina Jolie used to be what leading psychiatrists would call, “batshit crazy.” She also experimented with drugs. I know, I know it’s hard to believe.
A source told US tabloid National Enquirer that the owner of the tape which shows a younger Jolie taking drugs with friends, is selling the footage for $74,000. “It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina – then in her 20s – was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted, which won her an Oscar,” the source said. “She (Jolie) says, wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” Jolie is reportedly shown “sniffing white lines from a plate”, and sucking smoke through a tube. The mother of four has been open about her drug abuse past saying she was not “immune” to drugs but would never use it now. “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it,” she said.”
Angelina has already publicly admitted on several occasions that she’s done every drug on the face of the earth, so I really there is nothing more to say. My friend Tim told me last nite this shit was gonna go down and it did. Really badly..
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It’s official Destiny Hope Cyrus is now a Miley Ray Cyrus. A judge just approved Miley’s parents’ petition she’s a minor, really I didn’t know that, for her name change to Miley Ray Cyrus. Only a lawyer was present and when he was asked for a reason for the change, he said Cyrus was “commonly known as Miley Cyrus since childhood, so from now on they just wanna use that name.” Once I changed my name to purple people eater, and I was on every kids channel in the world. While everyone hated me called Barney.
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