Angelina Jolie used to be what leading psychiatrists would call, “batshit crazy.” She also experimented with drugs. I know, I know it’s hard to believe.
A source told US tabloid National Enquirer that the owner of the tape which shows a younger Jolie taking drugs with friends, is selling the footage for $74,000. “It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina – then in her 20s – was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted, which won her an Oscar,” the source said. “She (Jolie) says, wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” Jolie is reportedly shown “sniffing white lines from a plate”, and sucking smoke through a tube. The mother of four has been open about her drug abuse past saying she was not “immune” to drugs but would never use it now. “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it,” she said.”
Angelina has already publicly admitted on several occasions that she’s done every drug on the face of the earth, so I really there is nothing more to say. My friend Tim told me last nite this shit was gonna go down and it did. Really badly..
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It’s official Destiny Hope Cyrus is now a Miley Ray Cyrus. A judge just approved Miley’s parents’ petition she’s a minor, really I didn’t know that, for her name change to Miley Ray Cyrus. Only a lawyer was present and when he was asked for a reason for the change, he said Cyrus was “commonly known as Miley Cyrus since childhood, so from now on they just wanna use that name.” Once I changed my name to purple people eater, and I was on every kids channel in the world. While everyone hated me called Barney.
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The big deal today is that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April:
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon…. They rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.
Listen, kids, getting pregnant is no reason to get married. That’s just crazy talk. If the movie Juno has taught me anything, it’s that getting knocked up can be a hilarious, super-indie experience that’s fun for the whole family.
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John Mayer played stupid when the paps gave him the full court press about Jennifer Aniston. And John acted like he didn’t know what anyone was talking about. Sure we havent seen those laying in the sun with Jennifer.
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