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Britney Spears was in Miami yesterday and to relax she hung out by a pool in a bikini, smoked cigarettes and told shitty jokes to anyone that would listen. Which means no one was probably listening to her. Sadly as that is. These pictures are fucking confusing though, cause in one shot, I almost said wow she looks hot, and then in other pictures I am like hell fucking no. You pick your battles, and this vagina hole is gross. Bitch needs to go back and be a size zero.
At the 32 second mark in this YouTube video of Britney doing her shitty crappy stupid Circus show last night in Tampa, you can clearly hear her say, “My pussy is hanging out”. Classy I know right!
Isn’t her kids on tour with her, thats great for your mom to be saying that shit. But I know that some girls get beef curtains while having more sex then a hooker. But if Brit has anymore kids, they are just gonna fall out of her and on floor next time she pops one out. She is the last person I ever would want to have sex with.
In news rumors are saying that Robert Pattinson, may be sinking his teeth into hottie Megan Fox.
They were spotted together at the Palihouse Hotel in West Hollywood on March 3, during Pattinson’s brief visit to Los Angeles last week. A source notes that the two lived it up late into the night at the hotel’s bar/bistro.
So basically, that means there fucking and she better tell me shes cheating on me, that’s the least she could do.
Everyone is talking about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that seemed to be too big on her. But she does look like she lost some weight. Keep losing it, I like my girls skinny and hot.
Shenae Grimes and Jessica Lowndes of the new and improved 90210 show got into their bikinis, and took a little time out at the beach this weekend. What the sad part is I don’t know which one is which, and I am too lazy to look them up. I just know them as hot chicks and hot chicks with more hot chicks equal hot chicks. So yeah they are hot chicks, or maybe a hot piece of ass!
Katie Price was in Hollywood shopping for shit with her kid, and she tagged him along like a ragdoll and her breasts lead the way. These things are from another planet. I am just sick of writing about CB, look boobies!
