Dickism - A Guy's Guide To Celebrity Gossip

Heidi Montag has defended Miley Cyrus after her risqué Vanity Fair phtoshoot caused a media firestorm. Heidi is there for Miley:

“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun,” Montag told Extra. “Miley’s exploring herself.” Added beau Spencer Pratt, “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”

Basically what Heidi is saying is, What you wanna be a slut, thats no problem its the new American way infact look at me I got plastic breasts and fake teeth. So at least shes starting at a young age. If I could of been so lucky.

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Mariah Carey Is Marrying Nick Cannon

It appears Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have decided to tie the knot. A source close to Carey confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon who does nothing all day.

Reps for both singers were unavailable for comment. The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when the 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting dazzling new bling on her ring finger at the after-party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York. When asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon, 27, said, “Everything.”

I met Nick Cannon once, when I went to MTV. He actually punk’d me because I didnt know who the fuck he was. And now hes marrying Mariah Carey. Hopefully he eats my nuts for breakfast.

UPDATE: Nick gave Mariah the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. Nick Cannon rules!

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HS Teacher Tiffany Shepperd Fired For Her Breasts

Shes not a celebrity or anything, but high school science teacher Tiffany Shepperd was fired today because she also worked as “bikini mate” for a charter boat in Port St. Lucie, Florida. So a girl got big boobies and she teaches 18 year olds guys. Think how the guys felt in class. That be one class I would never miss. Ever!

UPDATE: Her stretch marks look pretty hot! Just ignore that and look straight at her breasts!

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Matthew Modine Says The N-Word Casually..

Matthew Modine hurled the N-word for all to hear on “The O’Reilly Factor” last night. He was making a point about Reverend Jeremiah Wright and then mentioned his daddy, who used to refer to blacks as uppity N****rs. The N-word was bleeped, but what Matt is saying is plain as day. Maybe for him..We now know that people dont like us saying the N-word. It just something you don’t do, unless your Eminem.. Word!

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Joe Francis Offers Ashley Dupre $1 Million For GGW

Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to do is tour with Girls Gone Wild and help promote their new magazine, according to NY Daily News:

“She should keep in mind it’s considerably more than the governor of New York paid her, and our activities aren’t illegal,” Joe Francis said. He said Ashley Alexandra Dupré has “zero” chance of winning her lawsuit, adding that yesterday’s offer was not a ploy to get her to drop the suit.

To back up his claims that Ashley’s lawsuit is a lost cause, Joe Francis released a video today that shows her on camera giving her consent to Girls Gone Wild and was not “tricked,” as she claims:

In a video released Tuesday by Francis, Dupre appears covered by a terrycloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen questioner asks if she is 18.
“Yes, I am,” she says.
“Do you know what ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is?” the questioner asks.
“Yes, I do,” she replies with a laugh.
“Can I use this on ‘Girls Gone Wild’?” she is asked.
“Of course you can,” she answers.

Seriously, if I were Ashley Dupre I’d take Joe Francis’ offer. There’s not a lot of work out there for high-profile prostitute. And her world is shit right now. No one will take her. Her 15 minutes of fame is over unless she goes with our boy Joe!

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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are A Big Deal

Jennifer Anistons pussy might be like the Bible, everyone wants a peek at it. I mean Brad Pitt, Vince Vaghun, Tate Donovan and now John Mayer..John Mayer wants to go out with anyone thats hot. In Touch says there on it.

Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

John Mayer isn’t that great or anything but this still makes no sense. At all. He just going onto the next girl thats desperate. He will break up with Jen, and move onto someone else…You watch..

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