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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent a busy weekend in New York City together. On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. “They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling. “They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer. “They were a cute couple!”
Scarlett who is 22, who is a New York native, and Ryan is 30, who ended his engagement to Alanis Morissette in February, also spent Easter together. The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 lunch. The whole group “was having a blast,” says one witness. “It looked like a group of friends. I don’t even think they were celebrating Easter.” Reynolds’s rep had no comment. Johansson’s rep does not comment on his client’s personal life. Johansson recently said she’s single and not looking for love. But I am.
I don’t know what to believe anymore. Scarlett is turning into Lindsay Lohan. Every time I turn around shes supposedly fucking someone new. Which is great. Because when your 22, you need to explore and have lots of threesomes mainly with me. I tried to find pictures of Ryan and Scarlett and surprise surprise there aren’t any. So this could be bogus. Honestly I can care less.
All we want out of Good Luck Chuck is one thing is more Jessica Alba’s ass. I struggle every time she’s in a movie she can’t act to save her life, most of her movies suck balls, and she never gets completely naked ever. And I am stuck with blue balls all the time. Well finally, she starting to tease me the right way. And god her butt is the best thing on this earth. Kinda like Jennifer Love’s rack. Lets see her rack and Jessica’s butt. I think we have a threesome!
Kim Kardashian, otherwise known as “The Next Paris Hilton of 2007″, had a Birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night and Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found. That really shouldn’t be much of a surprise as this former gal-pal was tired of Paris Hilton’s ways and wanted her own spotlight. But that doesn’t really concern me. Who is the girl on the left with the BIG rack next to Kim. I think it could be her sister. And if it is, thats a great thing. She has 9 brothers and sisters so her name is hard to get. But just stare at her rack at hi definition. It rules.
In 2001 a movie came out with Heather Grahamfucking her brains out and being completely nude. Its about a London website designer (meaning me) ops out of her comfortable but ordinary relationship with a nice boyfriend when she forms a dangerously obsessive bond with a handsome, mysterious mountaineer, who turns out to have some secrets. Like being choked while having sex by the fire place. Lots of random sex, and her pussy hair and boobies showing fully. I am a big fan of that. Click here for the video.
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz were spotted at Tao last thursday night with the Spy On Vegas gang. Remember when Jenna Jameson used to be hot and now shes hotter! I say the skinnier the better. As long as your not deathly skinny then its cool. But Jenna is starting to gain a little bit of weight it seems compared to the last pictures we saw of her.
People have reported that Scarlett Johansson isn’t looking for love anymore. Shes looking for some deep dicking, and honestly she doesn’t care where she gets it, though it seems. So everyone line up at her place in Manhattan on 57th and we will all take a number.
“We live in a world today where if two people are single and one’s a guy and one’s a girl and they’re both famous you’re going to be linked with somebody. If it’s somebody one week, it’s going to be somebody else the next week. It’s either me or Jessica Biel. If someone is straightforward with me, I’m very confident. But if he’s playing a weird mind game, I get very self-conscious. I can’t stand mind games. But I think you should be mysterious and flirtatious. You should always have some mystery in a relationship. You don’t wanna know what the person’s thinking all the time. And you don’t want him to know what you’re thinking all the time.”
Scarlett is confusing. First she says she want to pose naked for the right movie. Then she says no more naked scenes. Then she says she wants to do Jenna Jameson movie, but not be naked. She has to be kidding right. Shes gonna be stripping and performing sex scenes. Shes gonna have to be naked. Lets all pray on easter that she will take the Pornstar movie. That will be the highest gross movie of all time. And 300 will eat dirt after that.
