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DMX, real name Earl Simmons, faces charges of racing on a highway, reckless driving, two counts of endangerment, three counts of criminal speed and driving on a suspended license according to TMZ Police.

According to police, stationary cameras first snapped DMX in triple digits around 8:24 PM . One minute later he was spotted again this time doing 114. Three minutes later he was clocked doing 101 … and he did all that in a yellow 1966 Chevy Nova II.

You know how Ruff Ryders roll! In a tiny yellow 1966 Chevy Nova going over 120 mph. I mean I am surprise that thing can even get up that fast. And it looks like hes with a hottie in the car…So Tupac Shakur wanna be is arrested and in jail…Mofo needs to slowdown..


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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun


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So finally I found pictures that seem worthy to put up of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sunbathing together in Miami Beach. It must be hard being famous and having unlimited amounts of money and of course getting to bang every hot chick that comes your way..I think they are just friends and not exactly banging, but I could be wrong as always. John usually likes them younger and dumber. And Jen is a bit out of his league…lol


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Eva Mendes Topless And Naked Italian Vogue Magazine


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Holy shit…Iron Man move over..I think I just spilled my coffee and threw my blowup doll on the ground. Eva Mendes is finally topless in this photo shoot in the Italian Vogue Magazine..So I guess since Lindsay Lohan can do it. Everyone is jumping on that same train. I wonder if this was before or after she went into rehab. Shes looks pretty wacked out in these photos. But then again I like girls that wear wife beaters, smoke packs of cigarettes a day, and only enjoys anal sex. So enjoy the shit..Here are the naked pictures from the photo shoot above…Booyah!

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News Flash: Amy Winehouse Jailed


According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse has been arrested for alleged possession of a controlled drug. They caught her on tape….No, no, no, no, no, no…Shes like the indestructible as Jesus Christ. She cannot be touched. Her superpowers of her tattoos and bad teeth will get her out of there.

Winehouse went to a London police station this afternoon at around 1:00 PM for a scheduled meeting and was questioned regarding alleged drug offenses. At the conclusion of the meeting, Amy was arrested. Amy was popped over a video they ran of her allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine.

Dammit! I thought Amy would be slick enough to curve her way around the police. I guess shit just catches up to you one way or another..Maybe she will join her husband and they will be butt fuck buddies and give a whole new meaning to anal sex..


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Guess Who's Getting Married: Ashlee Simpson


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are gonna get married next week! Mofos do not waste anytime..Shit shes pregnant, shit lets get married…Wait! Lets get married next week…Oh needs a prenuptial not me! Pete Wentz is slyest mofo to walk the earth..Like Iron Man! Hollyscoop reports:

A source close to the couple, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.” Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.

Joe Simpson is probably the coolest dad in the world. Not only does he sell the photo rights to his daughter’s unborn child but to her wedding as well. He like a male version of Dina Lohan..The Simpsons and the Lohan should go into business together and fuck each other royally. Now that show I would tune in for..Everyweek…The redheads versus the blondes…hmmmm.


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Audrina Patridge Breasts Walks Down The Street


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So from time to time again…I get fucking bored, because I have some serious ADD and I am a superhero with massive gential powers like you never seen before..Well here is Audrina Patridge, her body is earth shattering so I had to put theses up…More news coming up! Fuck! I want to go to bed…


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