Who would thought this ugly guy on stage, playing a guitar and singing chick songs would get so much Hollywood ass its not even funny. And if yours lucky enough to even go to his shows, you’ll see a majority of ugly and fat girls. And once in a blue moon you’ll see a skinny hot chick..So as a ratio, you got 20% hot chicks and 80% fatty chicks. And then he gets to nail, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and now Jennifer Aniston..So this guy is living the dream baby, like Chaz in Wedding Crashers…He should crash funerals…hes bound to get hot chicks there too..
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Natalie Rooney cousin of Manchester United striker Wayne is launching a glamour career after having her first boob job according to the
Sun.
Natalie, who came to prominence when she flashed her breasts on route to Coleen McLouglin’s 21st birthday bash, has boosted them from a 34C to a whopping 34F. Natalie said: “If Coleen doesn’t like my new boobs, I’ll squeeze her head between them. “My mum has told Wayne about the surgery and he just laughed.”
This girl has some aspirations! I mean thats like the only way to get a guy to: stop drinking beer, stop eating pizza, pretty much stop doing everything by showing your tits. Lets see boring life or tits, boring life or tits. I pick tits. And as girls already know thats a great way to start your career, saying your gonna make your breasts bigger and bigger. Because we guys will run to computer to check out the newest size! Yea we will!
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Iron Man raked in $100.7 million during it’s opening weekend, making it the second-highest opening for a non-sequel (Spider-Man) and the tenth-highest opening overall. Adding the $96.7 million it made in 57 other countries, the film made $210 million in 5 days.
FOX News reports:
We could not have hoped for a better way for Marvel Studios to blast off,” said David Maisel, chairman of the unit, a division of Marvel Entertainment, which stands to pull in a greater share of box office receipts and merchandising money by financing movies itself…”Iron Man,” which won rave reviews from many critics, features Downey as billionaire arms designer Tony Stark, a boozy womanizer who builds a high-tech suit and becomes a superhero, mending his ways after he’s taken captive and sees firsthand the devastation his weapons cause.”
For a movie about a man whore who gets pussy, is a complete dick to everyone and makes a metal suit then blows up terrorists. Robert Downey Jr. has always been my second in command! Iron Man kicked as much ass as you might expect. It’s a comic book movie though, which I was very iffy going into the movie. But when I walked out at 1am from it. I was like Holy Shit! I didn’t stay for the very end scene after the credits…I might have to go see it again..Dammit!
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Prenuptial agreements are like Tom Cruises gift from Scientology. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing with that stripper you JUST made in Vegas, then sober up after that all night sex romp, realize you made a mistake and still get to keep all your cash. Thats the sexiest thing I ever heard..Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before marrying Nick Cannon, according to
FOX News booyah!:
Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: “Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!” This is not the Mariah Carey of old. She is a smart, smart businesswoman. For example: Post-Tommy Mottola, Carey nabbed $50 million from her short-lived deal with Virgin Records. After “Glitter,” they just paid her all that to walk away!
There’s nothing like starting a marriage by saying to each other, “If this thing doesn’t work, you ain’t getting my cash, bitch!.” Its so caring and loving..I would be speechless if I heard that..Its true love at first sight..
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