In the trailer for Woody Allen’s new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, starring Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz, but the kiss that’s got us a boner is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz’s lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer but its still noticeble. The video is after the jump here. (more…)

• Penelope Cruz In A Bikini For Once
• Emma Watson Is In….Scarlett Johansson Is Out
• Scarlett Johansson And Van Wilder Are Engaged

So here is a picture of Claudia Schiffer semi-topless in Vogue new magazine in Germany. I cant wait for the rest of this photoshoot to come out, because judging by her last photoshoot, which she was tied up and in leather. This one is bound to kick some serious Chuck Norris butt!

• Claudia Schiffer Topless In Germany Vogue
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt Bonds With Claudia Schiffer In GQ

Mariah Carey used to mean something. Used to mean you wanted to see her naked and fuck the shit out of her. But since shes been carried over to the darkside. Us whiteys dont stay a chance. Like they say once you go black you never go back. Clearly shes using that advice. And Nick Cannon is again the luckiest and annoying mofo to walk this god given earth. Target practice anyone?

• Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Show Up Again
• Mariah Carey Is Marrying Nick Cannon
• Mariah Carey Nick Cannon At Six Flags Magic Mountain

Mandy Moore was hot for like two seconds, then she gained weight, and now it seems she lost it again. Good for her. She’s in a comic store with her current dick, Bryan Adams. One can only wonder if she can do slightly better. Hes getting to feel up her breasts while in the store. This is definitely my kinda girl. One time a girl pulled me into the bathroom and started giving me a hummer. The best day of my life so far. I swear!

• Mandy Moore Likes To Get Her Breasts Touched
• Kristen Bell Wants To Forget Sarah Marshall
• Bill O’Reilly Is Angry

I told the Miley Cyrus to swallow it all, looks like she liked the smell of it so she left some under the nose…haha..You can just tell where this picture is going since her Vanity Fair so-called topless pictures. I leave the rest up to your imagination

• Miley Cyrus ‘Got Milk Ad’ Gets A Mouthful
• Miley Cyrus Topless Pictures For Vanity Fair
• Miley Cyrus Topless Naked Nude Pictures